Do you have A.D.D (&D.)?

Come on, you know you love those Cosmo and Glamour quizzes about how to please your man. Now, take this quick (and innuendo free) quiz to see if you, too, suffer from the affliction we know as A.D.D.(D.)

1. If you found a $100 bill on the street, you would indulge yourself with

• a) a bonus contribution to your 401K.
• b) that pair of shoes you’ve been coveting.
• c) new throw pillows for your sofa.

2. It’s a great day for mail when you receive

• a) your tax refund.
• b) an invitation to a bash. (Hmm… not an evite, must be a wedding!)
• c) the latest issue of House Beautiful.

3. Your perfect pre-dawn morning is

• a) a 5:30 am spin class.
• b) Pre-dawn? Never heard of it.
• c) everyone else sleeping, steaming cup of coffee, and your DVRed episodes of Candice Tells All and Sarah 101.

4. Your ideal Saturday is spent

• a) carving fresh powder.
• b) sleeping in, with a high noon rally for Starbucks.
• c) on a road trip to IKEA.

5. You find yourself at an antiques market, you

• a) look fervently for the nearest fried dough vendor.
• b) are mesmerized by the jewelry and drop $20 on an antique brooch.
• c) contemplate renting a trailer for all of the loot you want to bring home.

6. The website you visit daily for eye candy is

• a) Wells Fargo.
• b) Perez Hilton.
• c) Apartment Therapy.

Tally your score by giving yourself 1 point for your A answers, 2 points for B answers, and 3 points for C answers.

If you scored 6- 10 points, you’re all set for your retirement, have a sweet pad in Aspen and a nice tight butt. (We’re kinda jealous.)

If you scored 11-14 points you wish you were a celebrity, have a killer wardrobe and a busy social calendar. (We’re kinda jealous, especially of the amount of sleep you get.)

If you scored 15-18 points, girl (or dude), you’ve got it bad. You suffer from A.D.D.(D.) which is known in the psychiatric shelter journals as Always. Dreaming. (of) Decorating. (Disorder.) You probably spent last night dreaming that your family room would look much better with a fresh coat of paint, new coffee table and window treatments. (It would.)

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You’re sure you could get a lot more accomplished if your home office looked like this. (You could.)

Image courtesy of Southern Living

And your laundry would practically do itself if this was your laundry room. (It’s a proven fact.)

Image courtesy of Cottage Living

Don’t worry, you’re in good company. We’ve got it bad too.

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